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 Pick Up Lines (Good Ones, Actually) My personal favorite--after an appreciative look--is: "So, are you smart, too?" It works. On both men and women. That's about as risque as a man can get and be successful. (Though I do know one woman who says she'd go home with a guy who just walked up to her and said "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" and I know of another woman who did.) For women who are looking to get kissed, however, my second favorite is "That's a great shirt. . . but it would look better on my floor." Or for the truly bold, "Let's get one thing straight," followed by a long, hard look at their crotch. Well, you can always say you did it on a dare. . . For men, though, I have the all time winner. I know it works because someone used it on me and I fell for it hook, line and sinker. In a bar, no less. One of my friends has started using it and it's worked for him, too. It's not a conversation opener, you've got to wing that part on your own. But, somewhere in there you say, "You know, I'd really like you to meet my sister." They'll ask why and you respond with something along the lines of "You just remind me of her. You're both really [fill in the blank: enthusiastic, funny, into horses, knowledgeable about art. . .]" This works for SO many reasons. For one thing you sneak in a compliment, always a good thing. You've also couched yourself as someone who's close with his family, also a good thing. And lastly you've implied longevity. Very subtly. No promises. But you've suggested that this is not just some lame pick up routine, but that you want to see her again. Try it. You'll be amazed. It does not matter that you don't have a sister. It works. She will go home with you. - Back Duplication or reproduction of any use of these articles without permission is subjected to punishable by law. Please contact our webmaster for any questions. |
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