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Dating Rules :: |
by Karen Fox |  |

What To
Do When You Wake Up Next To Someone
Once, in college, after a particularly rowdy rugby party I woke up with someone
whom I'd always thought was attractive but had never realized was so excruciatingly
dull until he refused to leave my room for the next three hours. We woke up at
around 9:00. I had invited a girlfriend over at 10:00 to do some physics homework.
She came to the door and I had to go out in the hallway and explain that there
was a boy still lying in my bed. I had already gotten up, showered and was clothed
by this point. He hadn't budged. Why I didn't just tell him to go, I don't know.
Next time, I will. But the moral of this story is that if they're getting dressed
and on with their day, take that as a big ol' announcement that it's time to leave.
That having been said, people actually tend to err in the opposite direction.
Getting stiff and awkward when they shouldn't. Think of the hook up as a whole
episode that doesn't end until you're out the door. Keep affectionate. Get dressed
in front of each other. Kiss each other goodbye. It doesn't matter that you may
not want anything to happen again. The alternative is worse. Horrible awkwardness,
not knowing what to do with your hands, terribly distant and halting discussions,
panic. Keep the mood comfortable; panic after you leave. In general, it's
usually the person who's at home--male or female--who's feeling in control. It's
up to that person to suggest breakfast, a shower, or another game of the strip
poker that got you into this situation in the first place. It's up to the guest
to pay attention and leave already if such suggestions are not forthcoming. (If
you're a boy, remember that you have to call the girl that night, no matter what.)
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